nionkitty:

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I’ve had lethologica for the word lethologica before… If that isn’t irony, I don’t know what is.

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wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

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hermajestythebean:

Why am I not being kissed right now this is an outrage

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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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hayiey:

this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

She is so pretty AHHH

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Anonymous said: do you have a thick italian dick?

diancie:

precumming:

they dont call me the italian stallion for nothing

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iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

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